The days are long but the years are short

Another summer has come and gone. It is so quiet here today. I miss them. Good thing I'm having a root canal for distraction.

Why I'll never have an Angelina Jolie lip

So I always thought Botox might be an option to rid myself of my permanent frown lines. And a little lip plumping, why not? Hoo-boy, have I rethought that. Turns out I'm not a fan of the whole needle in the lip thing.

This ah-hah moment came when I took Carly to the dermatologist this week because she had something weird growing on her arm. The PA took one look at me and said, "You need to see the doctor."

So I did and now I'm sporting a fat, bloody lip for my compliance. I'd show you, but really, it's a little tacky.

Turns out that black spots on your lips are not a good thing. You heard it here first.