Nobody told me it was 70s Day at the pool. Had I known, I would have worn my fringed bikini. Among the splashers was a young man with sideburns bushier than bushy. And two girls with such amazing afros that they made the cast of Good Times look like amateurs.
It was also Make Hoop-lah Blush Day. One man had on a Speedo so small I'm certain the circulation to his brain was affected. Which explains the Speedo. And then there was the young couple in the grass. Making out. Near children. Near me. Yuck.
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