Every once in a while Carly will drop a line that makes you think Jerry Seinfeld only masquerades as a middle-aged comic. He's really a young girl with impeccable timing and a dry wit that leaves you shaking your head. You can't help but laugh, even when the joke's on you.
Carly likes to tease me when I sing. She says I'm out of tune. I think I sound as good as Beyonce. Which led to the following conversation tonight . . .
Carly: "You're off key. Off key."
Me: "Have I told you that Riley is my favorite? He never tells me I'm off key."
Carly: "Yeah, but he thinks it."